I think television is the greatest thing ever invented. Without a doubt, the greatest . The amazing thing about television is  that it has something for just about everyone , and most of us  are addicted to it . Believe it or not , tomorrow if someone takes over our country there will be more people watching protests on televison than those protesting .

Never have we humans had it so darned good . A little while ago , some artistic chap known affectionately as "Grrrrrrooowlaas" would be sketching hunting rituals on caves for recreation , while his first cousin from his mothers side would  be banging rocks against each other to see ( hear actually ) how they sound . Whereas we can watch channel v instead where music sounds like stones banging against each other and a "Grrrrrrooowlaas" look alike claims its' art . Phew .

Gone are the times when you tried to determine exactly which window gives a good view  of your neighbours' daughters' bedroom . We instead , just watch television after eleven..!! Thus we no longer have to sneak into a ' mills and boon ' to figure out how our  existence came into bieng . For those of you short sighted doubting Thomases who claim that education suffers at the hands of television , we have the history channel , discovery and Nat geo   wher you learn about the wonderful world we live in and are also reminded every five minutes that 'close-up' is a hundred percent vegetarian.

Finally for those of you who think that this article is basically flawed , because life as depicted on television is so different from real life.......WE HAVE REALITY T.V TOo...!!!!

God bless colour T.V .